Flies Make Me Nervous, 2025

Flies make me nervous, and I have so many reasons for that. Where should I start? Their relationship with God? How they inspired people to invent windshield wipers? Or should I begin with how they taught early humans to clean their bodies? Isn’t it too much for such a stupid, alien-like creature? Isn’t it stressful that they make us sick, yet give something in return? Sorry God, but am I part of an equation I can’t comprehend?